Elope Golf Big Apple Cap reviews

Global Rating: 4.60 from 5 reviews.

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FOUR!!! out of five (4/5) Dec 1, 2010 Mecha-Mania Boy Arkham Ma US
  Seeing as I have not actually purchased this product, one might deem me unqualified to review it. However, I think the photo gives a very clear picture of what the hat would be like if I spent the twenty-five dollars it would take to acquire it. It appears to be comically over-sized, as the first time I saw it my mind likened it to a moldy pizza atop her head. She appears to be exclaiming what channel the sports network is on; whoever photo-shopped this was a finetic deviant who ascribed poorly-illustrated numbers to expressions that really have no meaning, other than "Heads up!!!" This peculiarly-hatted girl carries with her two weapons-her seventeenth hole flag and her super cyborg golf club. She seems to have misplaced where she shot the ball, as it is obviously on her head! She need not warn golfers of danger, for this amazing hat has neutralized it! Hooray for the working class! Fight the power! Abolish money! Buy this hat! FOUR!!!
Green plaid golf cap (5/5) Apr 29, 2010 Judith West Grove PA US
  We have had such fun with these hats. We purchased two to call attention to people who were selling 50-50 charity raffle tickets at our community golf tournament. Everyone learned to identify the sellers by their hats !
The hats opened a lots of conversations which eventually resulted in the sale of raffle tickets ! Thank you.
Hard to Find@ (5/5) Nov 1, 2009 Griff Lambert Benicia CA US
  Looked everywhere online for this hat for a Halloween costume. Village Hat Shop was the ONLY place I found it. Gave it to a friend who plays golf, he says he'll wear it!
Lookin' sharp on the links (4/5) May 5, 2008 Anonymous
  Tried it on for laughs. Fit well. Bought it for laughs to wear on my local course. Also found this cap to wide enough to block a lot of sun and it keeps its shape, so it works well for golf.
Not really a review. (5/5) Dec 1, 2010 Bike Stunts Homer AK US
  Now, I didn't actually BUY this hat, so if you're looking for a review of the actual piece of headgear, look at another review. This review will be purely focusing on the photograph used to display the hat.

Let's start by being straightforward: Everything about it is perfect. From the unrealistic portrayal of what shape a mouth makes when someone yells "Four" to the... whatever that thing she is holding in her left hand.
In fact, lets focus on that thing. What is it? It's obviously supposed to be a gold club of some sort. It doesn't look like one except for the basic shape. Unlike normal golf clubs, this one has a hexagonal prism as handle. That doesn't seem very comfortable to me. Also the head appears to be a cheese grater. Or maybe a sift. Neither of those items would make very good golf clubs. It could also be rivets, making this a futuristic robot themed club then? I guess everything has a niche to fill. I bet robot builders love golf.
Now lets talk about the text bubble. First, it looks like it was drawn in with MS Paint. It probably was. And I hope that the words are just using a stylistically bad font, because if it was written with a mouse (presumably, in MS Paint as well) I would consider it a bit of bad form. Even Comic Sans would have been better, this looks like a poor imitation of Comic Sans. I'm not quite sure if the the word "Four" was used instead of "Fore" on purpose, but either way it's hilarious. And since they are homophones and therefore would sound exactly the same should someone actually say them, I'm not quite sure what the "artist" was going for. The person in the picture looks to be a kid or at least a teenager, so maybe it was referencing kid like indifference to spelling words that sound the same different? That...that is kind of deep, I guess. But its possible the guy in charge of putting this together was just lazy and/or tired. Another thing worth noting is that she is saying "fore", (or "Four" if you want to get technical,) and she is in no position to be hitting a ball. Her club is wrong side up and she is holding a flag. Does this imply she can drive a ball, then pick up the flag from the hole, (which she is clearly not by, no one says "fore" when putting, unless they're worried about gophers or beetles or something,) and then still have time to say fore before the ball hits the ground? Either she has the driving power exceeding that of an unholy fusion of sixteen Dale Earnhardts or she is The Flash. I doubt the photographer or editor had either of these in mind.
There isn't much more to talk about at this point, except the hat. However I vowed to not discuss the hat in this review.
Be assured, reader, this picture is going on my fridge.

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